This is the permanent location of our Stoner Achievements list. Here, we'll have the list of achievements, notes, progress so far, and links to posts regarding completed achievements. All goals that have been reached will be listed here.
EZ-Baked: Make cookies or brownies containing marijuana, post is here
Flying Ninja: Smoke outside at night, post is here
Nug Ninja: Get blazed atop any restricted building, post is here
Day Walker: Smoke outside, in public, in broad daylight, post is here
Smooth Criminal: Smoke with a cop in the general vicinity
White Collar Crime: Smoke while walking a dog in a suburban neighborhood, post is here
Fruit Roll-up: Buy every flavor of wrap you can find, and roll a joint with each, then smoke
Voice of Reason: Smoke out a straight edge person
*Doctor's Order: Get a medical marijuana license
Pearls Before Swine: Conduct a sale or purchase of marijuana while a police officer is nearby
**Determined: Complete a tolerance break of at least two weeks
** Perseverance: Complete a tolerance break of a month or more
By The Gods...: Smoke some Thor's Hammer, post is here
Rehab: Successfully take three shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing
***Phew...: Get searched by a cop with at least an ounce on you, and don't get busted
****Woodstock: Smoke freely at a music festival
Rights Holder: While carrying more than an ounce, be stopped by a cop, and walk away freely
El Dorado: Smoke a bowl of Alcapulco Gold
Fire-Pit: Save the roaches from ten dank joints, and roll it all into one huge joint, sprinkled with hash.
SRS Business: Print off a life-size poster of the achievements, and mark off each one as you go along, post is here
One Ring To Rule Them All: Blow a perfect smoke ring
Prometheus: Lend a lighter to a friend in need
Tarzan: Smoke a joint while sitting in a tree
Friends With Benefits: Smoke with at least six people you know at the same time
Undercover Brother: Go to work stoned
Arctic Fires: Smoke Northern Lights
Visiting the Grandparents: Smoke Grand Daddy Purp
Jacking Off: Smoke Jack Herer and Purple Haze in a blunt
^Fruit of the Loom: Smoke any strain of: blueberry, mango, strawberry, and pineapple in a hookah at the same time
Unleash the Beast: Drink a Green Dragon
It's Not A Microphone: Get busted by your friends for holding the joint and talking
Underage B&: Toke up as a minor, post is here
Passing The Knowledge: Go to class stoned
Shotgun Wedding: Smoke out a weed virgin using only second-hand smoke
The Bad Choice: Smoke right before a BBQ
One Million Miles High: Get super baked and have sex
Party Foul: Spill the bong water
Green Gills: Drink the bong water
The Chiba Chef: Cook an entire Thanksgiving dinner (or something similar) while smoking
The Rick Moranis: Watch Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Space Balls, and Ghostbusters all in one sitting, adding a joint or two to each movie
***FUUUUUUUUUU- : Get your weed apprehended by the police.
Chillin' With Jimi: Smoke Purple Haze while listening to Jimi Hendrix
Finishing Spidey's Work: Smoke Green Goblin
Medicine Man: Sell three or more strains of medical marijuana at once
Doctors Without Borders: Sell weed and move onto additionally providing other substances at the same time
Keep It Tight: Roll a blunt that lasts over twenty minutes
***Dingo Ate My Baby: Police apprehend your piece right after it was named
The Mummy: Smoke a blunt without an outer leaf, use rolling papers instead
Dishonest Doobie: Smoke a joint wrapped in an outer leaf
Rugged Smoker: Take and smoke on a hiking/camping trip
Surf 'n' Turf: Smoke on a beach
I'm On A Boat: Smoke on a yacht
Dodging The Bullet: Smoke in a country where it is the death penalty for possession
Back on the Track: Smoke on the joiner between two train cars while the train is in motion
The Sloth: Wake and bake, and any time you sense you are less stoned, smoke again. You must sit around and watch TV or eat, but you cannot go outside unless it is onto your porch or backyard.
The Joker: You and your friends laugh so hard that you can't take a hit for more than a minute
The Clever Thief: Smoke up with someone you secretly are mad at, and pocket a bowl or two without them noticing
The Camberwell Carrot: Roll a joint utilizing no less than twelve papers
Employee of the Month: Smoke weed while at work
Goldfish Award: Hot box your car until you can't see shit
True Hotboxer: Hot box in a sauna or steam room, just to feel the incredible relief when stepping out
The Terry Shiavo: Smoke an eighth in eight minutes or less
Just Like Old Times: Smoke with someone eighty or older
MacGyver: Create a smoking device using only household materials
*We're going to have to find a substitute for this, as we both already have licenses.
**Determined/Perseverance are going to be our last goals on this board (save for a few special ones) in order to give us time to prepare our next segment, and make sure we NEVER STOP GETTING HIGH.
***This is most likely going to stay uncrossed forever, as we don't seek out conflicts with the police. However, we're including it for the future possibility that it may happen before the list is complete. Who knows?
****Sunny and I are attending Kanrocksas in August, so this is going to have to stay on the board for a bit (all alone, poor thing!), but we won't forget about it!
^We also plan on flavoring our own weed, and teaching you how to do it too! So this means it could just be reg, or mids, but it will definitely have some flavor!
Challenges Completed so far: 8 / 420
Challenges Posted on Board: 65 / 420
Net Progress to Completion: 1.9%
