First Challenges Complete! SRS Business, and Underage B&

It is finally time folks! Sunny and I got together today on our day off to finish up our first poster for the adventure. It turned out amazingly! Check it out below:

Close-up with the Title

Vanna-style, and the big picture

Signed and authored, with progress

With the completion of the list, we knock off our first achievement: SRS Business. It was the original basis for the idea of this blog, and I'm glad I could get the chance to do this!

One down, four hundred and nineteen to go

The next one, and probably the only one we can't give evidence to is Underage B&. Sunny and I are both adults, so we no longer can complete this. However, we both smoked as minors, and that's where we got the lifestyle choices we make from!

Whoooops....

Be sure to stick around, we'll have plenty of updates every week! Here is the permalink to the list:

http://thehighlife80.blogspot.com/2011/04/list-is-here.html

Much love from Sunny and I,

Jason aka El Duderino

The List Is Here!

Hi all! Here is the official list of Stoner Achievements to be completed in the near future. These are the current challenges, and ones that have been completed will be struck out. We will update this list slowly as we go along. So without further ado, the Stoner Achievement List! (The pictures of it so far can be found in other posts, and you can find a specific post about an achievement by searching the name of it in the tags).

EZ-Baked: Make cookies or brownies containing marijuana

Flying Ninja: Smoke outside at night

Nug Ninja: Get blazed atop any restricted building

Day Walker: Smoke outside, in public, in broad daylight

Smooth Criminal: Smoke with a cop in the general vicinity

White Collar Crime: Smoke while walking a dog in a suburban neighborhood

Fruit Roll-up: Buy every flavor of wrap you can find, and roll a joint with each, then smoke

Voice of Reason: Smoke out a straight edge person

*Doctor's Order: Get a medical marijuana license

Pearls Before Swine: Conduct a sale or purchase of marijuana while a police officer is nearby

**Determined: Complete a tolerance break of at least two weeks

** Perseverance: Complete a tolerance break of a month or more

By The Gods...: Smoke some Thor's Hammer

Rehab: Successfully take three shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing

***Phew...: Get searched by a cop with at least an ounce on you, and don't get busted

****Woodstock: Smoke freely at a music festival

Rights Holder: While carrying more than an ounce, be stopped by a cop, and walk away freely

El Dorado: Smoke a bowl of Alcapulco Gold

Fire-Pit: Save the roaches from ten dank joints, and roll it all into one huge joint, sprinkled with hash.

SRS Business: Print off a life-size poster of the achievements, and mark off each one as you go along

One Ring To Rule Them All: Blow a perfect smoke ring

Prometheus: Lend a lighter to a friend in need

Tarzan: Smoke a joint while sitting in a tree

Friends With Benefits: Smoke with at least six people you know at the same time

Undercover Brother: Go to work stoned

Arctic Fires: Smoke Northern Lights

Visiting the Grandparents: Smoke Grand Daddy Purp

Jacking Off: Smoke Jack Herer and Purple Haze in a blunt

^Fruit of the Loom: Smoke any strain of: blueberry, mango, strawberry, and pineapple in a hookah at the same time

Unleash the Beast: Drink a Green Dragon

It's Not A Microphone: Get busted by your friends for holding the joint and talking

Underage B&: Toke up as a minor

Passing The Knowledge: Go to class stoned

Shotgun Wedding: Smoke out a weed virgin using only second-hand smoke

The Bad Choice: Smoke right before a BBQ

One Million Miles High: Get super baked and have sex

Party Foul: Spill the bong water

Green Gills: Drink the bong water

The Chiba Chef: Cook an entire Thanksgiving dinner (or something similar) while smoking

The Rick Moranis: Watch Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Space Balls, and Ghostbusters all in one sitting, adding a joint or two to each movie.

***FUUUUUUUUUU- : Get your weed apprehended by the police.

Chillin' With Jimi: Smoke Purple Haze while listening to Jimi Hendrix

Finishing Spidey's Work: Smoke Green Goblin

Medicine Man: Sell three or more strains of medical marijuana at once

Doctors Without Borders: Sell weed and move onto additionally providing other substances at the same time

Keep It Tight: Roll a blunt that lasts over twenty minutes

***Dingo Ate My Baby: Police apprehend your piece right after it was named

The Mummy: Smoke a blunt without an outer leaf, use rolling papers instead

Dishonest Doobie: Smoke a joint wrapped in an outer leaf

Rugged Smoker: Take and smoke on a hiking/camping trip

Surf 'n' Turf: Smoke on a beach

I'm On A Boat: Smoke on a yacht

Dodging The Bullet: Smoke in a country where it is the death penalty for possession

Back on the Track: Smoke on the joiner between two train cars while the train is in motion

The Sloth: Wake and bake, and any time you sense you are less stoned, smoke again. You must sit around and watch TV or eat, but you cannot go outside unless it is onto your porch or backyard.

The Joker: You and your friends laugh so hard that you can't take a hit for more than a minute

The Clever Thief: Smoke up with someone you secretly are mad at, and pocket a bowl or two without them noticing

The Camberwell Carrot: Roll a joint utilizing no less than twelve papers

Employee of the Month: Smoke weed while at work

Goldfish Award: Hot box your car until you can't see shit

True Hotboxer: Hot box in a sauna or steam room, just to feel the incredible relief when stepping out

The Terry Shiavo: Smoke an eighth in eight minutes or less

Just Like Old Times: Smoke with someone eighty or older

MacGyver: Create a smoking device using only household materials

*We're going to have to find a substitute for this, as we both already have licenses.

**Determined/Perseverance are going to be our last goals on this board (save for a few special ones) in order to give us time to prepare our next segment, and make sure we NEVER STOP GETTING HIGH.

***This is most likely going to stay uncrossed forever, as we don't seek out conflicts with the police. However, we're including it for the future possibility that it may happen before the list is complete. Who knows?

****Sunny and I are attending Kanrocksas in August, so this is going to have to stay on the board for a bit (all alone, poor thing!), but we won't forget about it!

^We also plan on flavoring our own weed, and teaching you how to do it too! So this means it could just be reg, or mids, but it will definitely have some flavor!

Challenges Completed so far: 5 / 420

Challenges Posted on Board: 65 / 420

Net Progress to Completion: 1.2%

It Has Almost Begun!

So, we are slowly getting things going over here (remember what I said about being responsible people? It kind of slows down things like this just a little), but hang in there. As this Thursday will be the official release of our first Stoner Achievements Board! We estimate we'll go through a few of them overall, but on this one are the first ones. The challenge officially starts Friday to complete them as quickly as possible. Get. Fucking. Excited.

In order to hold you over till then, I present to you, the first 40 out of 420 achievements!

1. EZ-Baked: Make cookies or brownies containing marijuana
2. Flying Ninja: Smoke outside at night
3. Nug Ninja: Get blazed atop any restricted building
4. Day Walker: Smoke outside, in public, in broad daylight
5. Smooth Criminal: Smoke with a cop in the general vicinity
6. White Collar Crime: Smoke while walking a dog in a suburban neighborhood
7. Fruit Roll-up: Buy every flavor of wrap you can find, and roll a joint with each, then smoke
8. Voice of Reason: Smoke out a straight edge person
9. *Doctor's Order: Get a medical marijuana license
10. Pearls Before Swine: Conduct a sale or purchase of marijuana while a police officer is nearby
11. **Determined: Complete a tolerance break of at least two weeks
12. ** Perseverance: Complete a tolerance break of a month or more
13. By The Gods...: Smoke some Thor's Hammer
14. Rehab: Successfully take three shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing
15. ***Phew...: Get searched by a cop with at least an ounce on you, and don't get busted
16. ****Woodstock: Smoke freely at a music festival
17. Rights Holder: While carrying more than an ounce, be stopped by a cop, and walk away freely
18. El Dorado: Smoke a bowl of Alcapulco Gold
19. Fire-Pit: Save the roaches from ten dank joints, and roll it all into one huge joint, sprinkled with hash.
20. SRS Business: Print off a life-size poster of the achievements, and mark off each one as you go along
21. One Ring To Rule Them All: Blow a perfect smoke ring
22. Prometheus: Lend a lighter to a friend in need
23. Tarzan: Smoke a joint while sitting in a tree
24. Friends With Benefits: Smoke with at least six people you know at the same time
25. Undercover Brother: Go to work stoned
26. Arctic Fires: Smoke Northern Lights
27. Visiting the Grandparents: Smoke Grand Daddy Purp
28. Jacking Off: Smoke Jack Herer and Purple Haze in a blunt
29. ^Fruit of the Loom: Smoke any strain of: blueberry, mango, strawberry, and pineapple in a hookah at the same time
30. Unleash the Beast: Drink a Green Dragon
31. It's Not A Microphone: Get busted by your friends for holding the joint and talking
32. Underage B&: Toke up as a minor
33. Passing The Knowledge: Go to class stoned
34. Shotgun Wedding: Smoke out a weed virgin using only second-hand smoke
35. The Bad Choice: Smoke right before a BBQ
36. One Million Miles High: Get super baked and have sex
37. Party Foul: Spill the bong water
38. Green Gills: Drink the bong water
39. The Chiba Chef: Cook an entire Thanksgiving dinner (or something similar) while smoking
40. The Rick Moranis: Watch Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Space Balls, and Ghostbusters all in one sitting, adding a joint or two to each movie.

*We're going to have to find a substitute for this, as we both already have licenses.

**Determined/Perseverance are going to be our last goals on this board (save for a few special ones) in order to give us time to prepare our next segment, and make sure we NEVER STOP GETTING HIGH.

***This is most likely going to stay uncrossed forever, as we don't seek out conflicts with the police. However, we're including it for the future possibility that it may happen before the list is complete. Who knows?

****Sunny and I are attending Kanrocksas in August, so this is going to have to stay on the board for a bit (all alone, poor thing!), but we won't forget about it!

^We also plan on flavoring our own weed, and teaching you how to do it too! So this means it could just be reg, or mids, but it will definitely have some flavor!

As you can see, this list is pretty formidable and intimidating, and this is only the first forty. I hope you join us for the ride, and keep sending the good vibes this way.

Much love from my git-tar,

Jason

Suddenly, MISCHIEF EVERYWHERE

Aaaand, we're back! After a nice stressful break of work and family, I'm back for a nice story and update for all you high readers! First, the story of last night (aka High Easter), then an update on the Stoner Achievements, and finally a preview on our upcoming endeavors, because we're just that fucking excited.

Yesterday was Easter. This isn't a very important holiday for Sunny and I, as we aren't particularly religious, however, it is for our families. A couple of times a year, my mom likes to pretend she's Christian, so she invited me over for dinner. Porkchops, cake, and a plate of rice pilaf later, I'm headed to see Sunny. This is when shit starts to get fun.

We meet up, and go for a blunt route before we actually plan anything. Two joints blaze by, and we have some festivities of our own. We leave Sunny's house to come back to where I live to see my friends. Without disclosing locations, Sunny and I currently live about a 45 minute drive apart. Halfway back, and halfway through another joint, my friends cancel. NO BIG DEAL right? We're already fucking stoned.

Coming back up north, we saw a HUGE golden statue atop a building neither of us recognized. Sunny fucking hates it when I talk about architecture because I get really into it, but somehow she agreed to go check it out with me. Turns out, it was a giant fucking Mormon church. HOLY SHIT WAT. It was still under construction, so we walked around, took pictures, and bailed. Though Sunny decided to opt out, I chose this as the location for an upcoming achievement (more on this later).

Goddamn that sign is tempting

We still had nothing to do, so we decided to take a long-ass walk around a park smoking in public (to warm up to some achievements to come). It had been a while since I smoked in the outdoors, so now was a good a time as any.

We walked around until it got dark. There was plenty to do. Intimidate geese, scare away fish from the fishers, play on the gym, swing, climb shit. Good times were had by all. We blazed another bowl or two, and I decided I was fucking starving (I tend to be a munchie fiend). Sunny agreed to buy me Taco Bell for all the gas I was using. Taco Bell, being a high-man's paradise seemed like a perfect form of payment. We went through the drive-thru, and I used my AMAZING stoner logic to persuade them to get me a free Carmel Apple Empanada. Fuck. Yes.

After dark, we headed to Wal-Mart, as we were in dire need to start our Stoner Achievements List. Breaking out the paper, markers, and posterboard, we have officially started creating the first board full of achievements. It's about halfway done, and we plan to finish it tomorrow, for all of the glory for you guys. Coming soon, we will have pictures of the first board, our first achievements, and a comprehensive list of the first achievements to be tackled.

And last but not least, a quick teaser of our next piece of original content. We will be making cannabutter either tonight or tomorrow, for our first achievement EZ-BAKED. We will be making delicious brownies from scratch, and will be higher than fucking ever. Get excited.

Thanks for listening to Stoner National News, this has been your anchor,

Jason

Time Will Tell..

I'm very impressed with all the page views we've been getting! I just figured I would update today to tell you all what's up with the stoner achievements list, and how we're going to afford everything..

As of right now, we're going through the SA list. Our next project is doing the brownies for Easter, but we're about to start getting into the nitty gritty-- you know, the riskay stuff.. the stuff all stoner's probably think about, but don't actually do... the FUN stuff! In order to do this, our schooling has to be done (can't find the time between smoking, studying and working!) which ends in early May. As for the cost of all this, as you can see we have ads now. Please click them. Please support this website.. you know you want to! 

We have a bit of a debate though. I want to use just regular ol' fudge chocolate brownies. J, however, would like to use rainbow chocolate. Rainbow is cool and all (I love all things gay), but if you have ever eaten a whole box of fudge brownies while high, you'll know why I'm fightin' for this. TELL US WHAT YOU THINK!

Also, today I got some nice, regular shit. 

I'm cheep, but it does the job!

I'm going to leave a couple pictures of J and I just to show you how good smoking and toking can be as well.. 

Anyway, leave some comments bitches! We need opinions.

xoxo

sunny

BULLDOZER EFFECT

Time of the Bulldozer

Jason and I met up on 420 to pull this awesome prank-- without trying to get caught-- and here's the story! 

 J and I went on a route and ended up at this new area of houses being built. We found it kinda clever and risky to just hop on the bulldozer and maybe take it for spin and see what it had to offer. We also decided to opt with posing in front of it for funsies.

As we passed the bulldozer, we decided to turn around and come back to park the car. However, upon doing this we saw a huge sign telling us to stay the fuck out or we'd be shot.

D=

Reasons Why I Shouldn't Steal Bulldozers and Drive Them Around:

#1- high as fuck

#2- Paranoid as fuck

#3-I haven't had a cigarette, time to calm down

#4- just really,really, really super lazy. (But srsly though, what if some cop decided to randomly drive by and be like oh shit you are goin' to jail for all this weed? Stoner achievement, I guess!)

It was actually my idea to do it to begin with, but sometimes i have really weird ideas when I'm stoned, and then rethink it to the point where I think I'm too lazy to even do it. But nonetheless, WE TOTALLY FUCKING DID IT.

J did all the tech shit, I'm sure he'll write about what he had to do to get it done, but it was fun! I was a stoned construction worker for a day. Not too shabby!

hugsnshit

sunny

It's Been a Long Night

I have to update about everything that happened last night! It's going to be later though. Today is 420, and everybody should be getting out all of their weed paraphernalia and tokin' it up with some bud and a friend, or by yourself (it's whatever.) I still have to work a late shift tonight, but that's not gonna stop me at all.

Expect updates soon about the 420 adventure!

love

sunny

NIGHT AT WENDY'S

It's very late, probably around 130 or 2, and Jason's munchied-out mind led us to Wendy's.

For one, these drive-thrus seem like a miracel to get into while you just stopped hot boxing in the car on the way over. Rolls and rolls of smoke billow out as Jason opened his window to order. This makes the scene even more hilarious to the other stoners in front and behind you.

I always worry about the microphone at the window. Can they hear us giggling? Do theyknow we are ordering weird amounts of food at this late hour? I ended up ordering a fucking kid's meal, while J opted for #3 combo. (Nice, amirite?)

Anyway, after all the giggling and ordering, we quickly pull through, eager for our munchies. We get the coke, pay, get the bags.. my Frosty I ordered with the kid's meal is tiny as fuck. Wtf? I kinda said this out loud. but in an amused way.

"THIS IS SO TINY LOL."

But wait a minute.. what's this? I look up and a large chocolate frosty appears in my hands. How the fuu--

Do you SEE how big of the difference that is? BALLIN'.
I guess I spoke too soon, apparently the drive-thru guy knew we were stoned as shit and gave us a free large frosty with our order. I don't know who this guy is or what it means for him to give us this frosty, however I do appreciate it nonetheless.

Sometimes, even when you're embarrassingly stoned, being high comes with perks. Try it.
420 ANNOUNCEMENT.
In other news, tonight is the big 420 night. It's time to stay up and toke it and get bored, but before all of that starts, Jason and I are gonna hit up some nasty prankin' and may even be shown on the news.

We'll update tomorrow and Thursday about the whole thing. Expect pics and hopefully a video!


hugsnshit


sunny

Bring It Up To Speed

I'm going to take this quick break between classes to refresh the info regarding our major project, the Stoner Achievements List. It's a beastly motherfucker. Some achievements are easy, some hard, some impossible (we'll talk about it when we get there) and some downright sad. The good news is that we have the list printed off and it has roughly 420 (lol) total achievements. This is going to take a while, thank God we're in for the long-haul.

Tonight, Sunny and I are going to grab some of that tri-fold poster board shit (think science fair, bitches) and make a decent sized poster of the list. This should help all of us keep track of our progress with the list so far.

ALSO TONIGHT. We have a special 4/20 post coming up here. It will be slightly epic, and will attract the attention of local media and police. Too bad I just don't give a fuck about all that, and I just want to start the blog with some exciting and interesting content. We will be starting on the actual list very soon in the near future, maybe even tomorrow!

Now, in regards to the police aspect of what we're doing here. Sunny and I both live in a state where medical marijuana is legal, and weed is, in general, decriminalized. Sunny and I also both have medical marijuana licenses, making the majority of our posts completely LEGAL. Some, but not all.

Anyway, be prepared for some awesome, original content tomorrow, we look forward to bringing it to you.

Slappa' da' bass, mon

Jason

Crying Over Spilled Milk..

Before I dive into this long story that happened to me and Jason the other day (I think it was Sunday night; we both worked closing shifts and I drove over to toke it up), I should probably introduce myself. Call me sunny. In Jason's post, you can kinda guess my age and probably everything else because I'm very typical. I hold a job and go to school, yada yada yada. But I do have very, very stoned adventures with all my pot-lovin' friends, and Jason and I therefore think completing a Stoner's Achievements list would be ballin'. But nobody can forget the adventures us high bums like to have...


So, long day goes by, I finish my eight hour shift at this tasty burrito-makin' restaurant. You could kinda guess what restaurant; I mean, I'm only in the midwest, not very many popular choices that are international..

then BAM.

Gettin' high on the road trip over to Jason aka El Duderino's house. I was listening to Dr. Drew most of the time, but eventually just chilled in the driveway where he lives until he got there. Dr. Drew is that type of guy I'd always wanna meet, but he's the only person that could ever make me ashamed of smoking. I respect him a lot, but I hope he realizes how I'm getting a degree full-time while working over-time.... every day. But I still manage everything. I pass all my classes, regardless if I get stoned every so often (or every day, haha!)

The joint route began soon after. And apparently, Jason got some fire shit.

We stopped by a gas station, but Jason kinda had a problem buying his gummy worms, skor bar and a pint of 2% milk. When the cashier decided to swipe his card, he went to take it from the cashier's hand, and the cashier kinda fought him over the card for a few seconds (too long when you're kinda stoned by then).

Needless to say, everybody knew from the giggles following that everybody knew we were stoned. You feel the spotlights being put on you, so you just stand there wondering what they're staring at, ignoring the fact you feel stoned.. but not really thinking what just happened was that funny at all, LOL.

Which kinda foreshadows the proceeding scenario over spilled milk:

While we continued on the joint route, we kinda got lost along the way (the usual for us). But then, a deer popped its head out of the side of the road, and said hello while Jason slammed his mother fucking brakes. Talk about catching a chill deer in spotlights. However, because of the deer (or so Jason swears ), the 2% flooded the carpet below him, getting everywhere; I gave him newspapers to clean it all up.

                                                           Stoned motherfucker, amirite?

It was weird because I was stoned off my ass so it looked as if that deer kinda just stopped and looked at us for a while out of curiosity. I had to honk to get the fucker to runaway.

Moral of this high adventure? Don't be a deer caught in spotlights at a motherfucking QT. The embarrassment subsides, but the memory is still there. And definitely do NOT spill milk in your car while high--- the clean up is brutal, with sour milk odor wafting around your car the next day...

xoxo

sunny

AH, The Birth of Something New

Oh hai all, this is the first post of our new blog "Life Sky High". It is here we plan to keep record of our upcoming adventure through space and time (at least in our own minds). Sunny and I plan on doing something incredible and stupid all at the same time. But before we start, I want you to know a little something about us.

- We are both responsible, law-abiding citizens. We pay taxes, hold full-time jobs, go to school, and have great social lives and are very happy.

- This blog may (or may not) contain content not suitable for minors. To be specific, I tend to curse. A lot. I'm talking a SHIT TON. This is my disclaimer.

- Nothing in this blog is meant to be interpreted as something you should try at home. Things we do tend to be dangerous (as the best things in life often are). We are usually supervised and have a long experience with what we plan to do, which means DO NOT TRY AT HOME. THIS MEANS YOU ASSHOLE.

- This blog may or may not contain things of an illegal nature. Sunny and I are fully aware of the risks we are taking, and the potential consequences. We will deal with them when they come around.

- Sunny and I are in an exclusive relationship (sorry, bitches)

- We vow to love all our followers equally

- You may contact us via this blog, and our respective profiles. Soliciting, harassing, and threats are NOT ACCEPTABLE. Hate mail and love letters are fine though. It is not acceptable to contact us through any other means other than: our email, our IM profiles, and this blog.

All said and done, we are very happy to be presenting to you our newest life endeavor. This could end up as a huge mistake (jail doesn't seem very fun for me). But not all mistakes are regrets. Sounds like fun right?