Fishing, Bongs, Fun...

Long time no see! it's been a long couple weeks, what with Jason's surgery and my own bullshit, which is why it's been a minute since I've posted. However, today I do have an awesome day to talk about--- with pics!

I have a pipe named Francis. He's an octopus, and it's a double hitter pipe so it's actually pretty nice. However, Francis had an accident which left a hole in the bowl, and J and I decided that it was worthy of fixing. Well, the only thing we could do is to get brass screens big enough to cover said hole. While we were in the headshop, we decided to look around, and lo! A bong appears...

Looks like the ocean!

After we bought the bong, we decided to try it out on a dock at a lake where I live by. Let me tell you, this isn't the first bong we've owned, but my god, bongs are cool! The first two hits that we took made us completely baked out of our minds. I've always preferred pipes because it saves weed AND you get to control how big the hit is; but with a bong, you really honestly get another benefit: it doesn't burn as much, and you literally use all the weed you load. It conserves your weed because you can light it until the very last bit is lit. We had pretty shitty weed at the time due to it being dry over here as well, but the bong helped us a lot.  Even the smoke stays inside after you take the bowl out, which leaves a stoner like me to suck every single bit of THC left behind.

Eventually, we took a break from the weed and cast J's pole into the lake--- they were biting like none other! We bought night crawler bait and they were LOVING IT. Loving it SO MUCH that they were... eating it.. and not getting hooked. At all. Tricky bastards.

Jason tried a few times, but eventually he let me take over. And what do ya know?

A wild fish appears!!! That's a 12 oz cup.

Needless to say, Jason was pretty pissed. He's been fishing for quite some time and hasn't caught anything, but leave it up to sunny to make the day worth while :) more pics:

Man he was mad.

Me fishing

We didn't really come prepared, so we had to toss the fish back in the lake. I guess that one catch scared all his friends off, because they never ended up biting again for Jason.

And here are more pictures of the beautiful scenery..

The lake that we smoke at is honestly the most beautiful scene I've ever laid eyes on. It's open, yet isolated from any other human contact. You are literally one with nature when you come to this spot, and to top it all off, no worries about cops.. even cops on the lake. They can't really do anything, and because of the sheer width of the lake, we would be able to see them coming over (thus we would run away if it looked like they were pissed.) However, they can't really do anything anyway... what, hide the weed--- then they'll see our fishing pole? Ain't nothin' wrong with catchin' some fishies while stoned, hehe.

Expect another post Friday!

xoxo

sunny

Fruit Roll-up is COMPLETE

Wow, has it been two weeks already? Sorry for the drastic break in posting guys, I had my wisdom teeth pulled, and Sunny has had a lot of shit to do with work lately, so its been pretty hectic. Now that I finally have a clear head (Hell yeah, free drugs), I can write about our first Summer Green Day, in which we smoked an OUNCE of weed in a total of 14 multi-flavored blunts. It was definitely an interesting experience, especially when you consider that smoking that much in a short time feels much more like work than it does like fun.

The clock struck noon. I came back to Sunny's friend's apartment from class in the suffocating summer heat. Upon the coffee table, I stared in awe at the sheer amount of ground weed we had, and reflected on the fact that in less than twelve hours, this would all be inside my lungs. Ah shit.

To prepare for this day, I went to a local headshop and bought every blunt flavor I could find. It came out to 14. That's a lot of different shit. The flavors were: Plain, Strawberry Kiwi, Gin and Juice, Kush, Purple, Wet Cherry, Chocolate, Mello Mango, Peach Passion, French Vanilla, Blueberry Burst, Berries, Apple Martini, and Champagne.

We planned on completing as many achievements as we could in one day, but we learned of a new problem with these blunts. We never could know if it was the flavoring or the actual amount of tobacco (which would be odd considering we both smoke cigarettes), but after a few of these in a row, massive headaches ensued. Did that stop us? FUCK NO.

We kept on smoking. We took some pain pills, had a snack and pressed on. Around the 7th and 8th blunt, we noticed something else happening. We were so high, that all the flavors were the same. We mixed them up before we started, so that we could be surprised with each new flavor, but that backfired on us. All of them eventually tasted like chocolate or vanilla. Not fun.

But WE PRESSED ON, eventually having to leave the nice air-conditioned and head to my place so we could finish up. Only four blunts left on the table, it meant another two for each of us. At this point, we were spent. Drowsy, insanely hungry, coughing all the time. Once at my place, we realized it was almost 11 o' clock. 4 blunts, one hour.

The rest is still very hazy to me, and I can't remember how it all went. But I do remember that this may be one of the most difficult achievements we are going to do. I wouldn't recommend such ridiculous consumption to anyone. We are proud of ourselves, and we hope you enjoyed reading.

PS: Sunny and I are going to be updating on a Monday, Wednesday, Friday schedule, since we have most of our free time on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Live before you die,
Jason

Summer Green Day #1

It's a big deal, folks. A big fucking deal. For those of you that are unfamiliar with the term "Green Day"'s actual meaning, the name of the alternative rock band came from the original meaning of the phrase, which is "a day where one does nothing but smokes weed". And that's what we having coming up in the near future. In light of some achievements that need to be done, Sunny and I discussed a way to pile them all into one simple solution. Do as many of them as we can, in a single day.

This upcoming Tuesday to be exact. It will be the day before I have my wisdom teeth surgically removed, which will leave me completely useless for at least three days, and without weed for at least a week. So this was clearly the appropriate choice.

The basis of the day will be around the "Fruit Roll-up" achievement, in which Sunny and I must smoke one of each flavor of blunt wraps we can find. That turned out to be much more than we thought. We're going to need over AN OUNCE of weed just to accomplish the feat. It's going to take a lot of weed, and it's going to take a lot of time. So why not knock a few others out while we're at it?

That's all the info I can give you fuckers for now, but sit tight, because we've got a lot in store this week, and we hope you're ready to come along with us, and see what this achievement list is really all about.

If you're not a servant, you'll be struck to the ground,
Jason

Day Walker and White Collar Crime COMPLETE!

This is my second post today, since I have so very little free time, and I'd like to introduce two brand-spanking new achievements that Sunny and I have completed!

Where Sunny resides its very hot, and humid. Its what I imagine Hell would be like, if it were also full churches and rude people. Near where she lives, there is a nice, quiet little suburban town, which we rarely visit as there is nothing to do there. However, this seemed like the perfect place for some "White Collar Crime". I gathered up my two dogs (I fucking love them, go fuck yourself) and headed down there. Once I was there, I noticed that there were a ton of people out doing yard work, mowing the lawn, watching their kids play. Perfect.

I rolled a quick joint (turned out beautifully), lit up, and took a stroll around town. I took special note of all the picket fences and green yards, just because I enjoy the feelings I get when I see them (I was raised in suburban North Carolina). After a light walk around the block, my dogs were clearly exhausted (out of shape because I'm the only one that walks them), so we decided to head back. At this point, I felt it was pretty clear that people had noticed me, and it probably wasn't safe to hang around. It was a very traditional and conservative place, so despite the legality of my actions, it still wasn't a bright idea. I snapped a couple pictures and drove back. Here's the pics!

EDIT: Please wait a day for the pics, we're getting a 400 Error here

By The Gods... Valkyries EVERYWHERE!

To make an exceedingly long story very short, I have been working my ass off the last couple weeks, so Sunny and I haven't had as many adventures lately. But I need the extra cash, so I picked up a second job guttering houses (I'm gonna get tan as fuck), so when I'm not spending 60+ hours a week at work, Sunny and I are packing HUGE adventures into single nights. Here is the story of one of those nights.

We picked up a quart from our usual guy, but this time we were looking for something strong. I'm talking, dank. So dank, you could get high just smelling this stuff. We aren't really concerned with strain names and any of that bullshit, so we went about our business. I rolled a nice fat joint for the two of us to share, and man, it was something else. When you smoke this weed, you get this urge to just smoke more, as if you can never get high enough. It didn't take long for us to lose track of how much we had smoked already.

After a bit, we managed to stumble into my car, and go on a route. At some point along the way, we apparently both expressed interest in going to a "gentlemen's club", to see some "exotic dancers". Strippers. We're talking about strippers here. Somehow we ended up downtown, and found a decent strip joint, and the whole experience was incredible. Way better than I would've expected (and Sunny loved it, too). The rest of the night lies in a dark haze for me...

The next day I got up and wanted to bake before work, and I couldn't find my stash. I started to sweat, worrying that I lost it or it had been stolen when it violently dawned on me. We smoked it.

ALL OF IT.

I called up Sunny and we pieced together what happened the night before. You can find a recap of it here. I had to track down what kind of weed this was, it was an all-too-different high. Sunny finally got to the guy, and you'll never guess what he told us.

"Yeah man, I think it's called Thor's... something. I don't know man I don't really listen"

"Thor's something"

"Thor's"

IT WAS THOR'S MOTHERFUCKING HAMMER. This is one of the Stoner Achievements! And we happened upon it by accident! It definitely lived up to it's reputation of leaving you somewhere the next day, not knowing what happened the night before. So... about 300 dollars, 12 hours, and lots of glitter and makeup, and we experienced Thor's Hammer.

The experience was so good, we decided to create a new achievement "Strippers Everywhere!" Urging all you stoners to go to a strip joint high. You never know what might happen.

Of course I would love a dance,

Jason

Chillin.

Right now, pretty much everybody I know is working. My parents, Jason and our friends J.B. and babyblue. I finally have two days off this week! Which is why posting has been minimal. As we have explained before already, we both hold down at least 50 hours of week of work. I don't know about you, but I'm gonna smoke some weed a lot during the week. Especially on days off like this: empty house, bitchin' music, pipe in hand.

Ah. gotta love the off days.

Jason was awesome enough to share his weed with me, so I'm in luck. (THANKS JASON.) I'm about half a bowl in and already pretty good. (Tolerance? Awesome man.)

The reason of why I'm posting should be of interest to you guys. Jason and I recently went to the strip club--- baked as shit. I'm sure Jason will explain the original reason why we went, but after we got there we stepped into a whole different world it seems like. Gotta remember, first time I ever even done that. But as a bisexual, I didn't mind all too much, although the lady at the bar was a fucking bitch.

We watched the poles for a while when Brooklyn strutted up to us. She was very, very sexy. She wore a hot pink thong underneath black panties. The pink glowed underneath the blacklight, and when she got closer I could see her glittery blue bra and bleach blond hair. Her curves were so nice... she was basically the perfect dancer.

Well, we made eye contact and she came over to us. She bent down to us and touched my leg while she asked how we were doin'.

J and I looked at each other and agreed instantly we wanted her for our lap dance of the night.

Eventually, we spent a lot of money (haha) but it was well worth it. She connected to us as a couple pretty great, so the dance was amazing. She happened to be interested in women, and as a couple we blew her mind. I'm sure some of the stuff she did was considered illegal (teehee.)

She seemed pretty down to earth (obviously, how could she not be?) afterwards as well. So, let it be known to everyone that stereotypes are getting old. This is why I'm glad Jason and I have this blog, because being known as a stoner, it doesn't get a great rep over here. Hopefully, more people will realize the stupidity of their thinking, and then maybe changes will be done (legalization of marijuana, anyone?).

I say, fuck the stereotypes! Ima smoke my bowl.

toodles

sunny

"So you say ya troubled boy, 

just because you like to destroy 

all the things that bring the idiots joy.

well, what's wrong with a little destruction? 

the fallen are the virtuous among 

never judge us to be blessed."