Fruit Roll-up is COMPLETE

Wow, has it been two weeks already? Sorry for the drastic break in posting guys, I had my wisdom teeth pulled, and Sunny has had a lot of shit to do with work lately, so its been pretty hectic. Now that I finally have a clear head (Hell yeah, free drugs), I can write about our first Summer Green Day, in which we smoked an OUNCE of weed in a total of 14 multi-flavored blunts. It was definitely an interesting experience, especially when you consider that smoking that much in a short time feels much more like work than it does like fun.

The clock struck noon. I came back to Sunny's friend's apartment from class in the suffocating summer heat. Upon the coffee table, I stared in awe at the sheer amount of ground weed we had, and reflected on the fact that in less than twelve hours, this would all be inside my lungs. Ah shit.

To prepare for this day, I went to a local headshop and bought every blunt flavor I could find. It came out to 14. That's a lot of different shit. The flavors were: Plain, Strawberry Kiwi, Gin and Juice, Kush, Purple, Wet Cherry, Chocolate, Mello Mango, Peach Passion, French Vanilla, Blueberry Burst, Berries, Apple Martini, and Champagne.

We planned on completing as many achievements as we could in one day, but we learned of a new problem with these blunts. We never could know if it was the flavoring or the actual amount of tobacco (which would be odd considering we both smoke cigarettes), but after a few of these in a row, massive headaches ensued. Did that stop us? FUCK NO.

We kept on smoking. We took some pain pills, had a snack and pressed on. Around the 7th and 8th blunt, we noticed something else happening. We were so high, that all the flavors were the same. We mixed them up before we started, so that we could be surprised with each new flavor, but that backfired on us. All of them eventually tasted like chocolate or vanilla. Not fun.

But WE PRESSED ON, eventually having to leave the nice air-conditioned and head to my place so we could finish up. Only four blunts left on the table, it meant another two for each of us. At this point, we were spent. Drowsy, insanely hungry, coughing all the time. Once at my place, we realized it was almost 11 o' clock. 4 blunts, one hour.

The rest is still very hazy to me, and I can't remember how it all went. But I do remember that this may be one of the most difficult achievements we are going to do. I wouldn't recommend such ridiculous consumption to anyone. We are proud of ourselves, and we hope you enjoyed reading.

PS: Sunny and I are going to be updating on a Monday, Wednesday, Friday schedule, since we have most of our free time on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Live before you die,
Jason