Thursday, June 2, 2011

Chillin.

Right now, pretty much everybody I know is working. My parents, Jason and our friends J.B. and babyblue. I finally have two days off this week! Which is why posting has been minimal. As we have explained before already, we both hold down at least 50 hours of week of work. I don't know about you, but I'm gonna smoke some weed a lot during the week. Especially on days off like this: empty house, bitchin' music, pipe in hand.

Ah. gotta love the off days.

Jason was awesome enough to share his weed with me, so I'm in luck. (THANKS JASON.) I'm about half a bowl in and already pretty good. (Tolerance? Awesome man.)

The reason of why I'm posting should be of interest to you guys. Jason and I recently went to the strip club--- baked as shit. I'm sure Jason will explain the original reason why we went, but after we got there we stepped into a whole different world it seems like. Gotta remember, first time I ever even done that. But as a bisexual, I didn't mind all too much, although the lady at the bar was a fucking bitch.

We watched the poles for a while when Brooklyn strutted up to us. She was very, very sexy. She wore a hot pink thong underneath black panties. The pink glowed underneath the blacklight, and when she got closer I could see her glittery blue bra and bleach blond hair. Her curves were so nice... she was basically the perfect dancer.

Well, we made eye contact and she came over to us. She bent down to us and touched my leg while she asked how we were doin'.

J and I looked at each other and agreed instantly we wanted her for our lap dance of the night.

Eventually, we spent a lot of money (haha) but it was well worth it. She connected to us as a couple pretty great, so the dance was amazing. She happened to be interested in women, and as a couple we blew her mind. I'm sure some of the stuff she did was considered illegal (teehee.)

She seemed pretty down to earth (obviously, how could she not be?) afterwards as well. So, let it be known to everyone that stereotypes are getting old. This is why I'm glad Jason and I have this blog, because being known as a stoner, it doesn't get a great rep over here. Hopefully, more people will realize the stupidity of their thinking, and then maybe changes will be done (legalization of marijuana, anyone?).

I say, fuck the stereotypes! Ima smoke my bowl.

toodles

sunny


"So you say ya troubled boy, 
just because you like to destroy 
all the things that bring the idiots joy.
well, what's wrong with a little destruction? 

the fallen are the virtuous among 
never judge us to be blessed."

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