By The Gods... Valkyries EVERYWHERE!

To make an exceedingly long story very short, I have been working my ass off the last couple weeks, so Sunny and I haven't had as many adventures lately. But I need the extra cash, so I picked up a second job guttering houses (I'm gonna get tan as fuck), so when I'm not spending 60+ hours a week at work, Sunny and I are packing HUGE adventures into single nights. Here is the story of one of those nights.

We picked up a quart from our usual guy, but this time we were looking for something strong. I'm talking, dank. So dank, you could get high just smelling this stuff. We aren't really concerned with strain names and any of that bullshit, so we went about our business. I rolled a nice fat joint for the two of us to share, and man, it was something else. When you smoke this weed, you get this urge to just smoke more, as if you can never get high enough. It didn't take long for us to lose track of how much we had smoked already.

After a bit, we managed to stumble into my car, and go on a route. At some point along the way, we apparently both expressed interest in going to a "gentlemen's club", to see some "exotic dancers". Strippers. We're talking about strippers here. Somehow we ended up downtown, and found a decent strip joint, and the whole experience was incredible. Way better than I would've expected (and Sunny loved it, too). The rest of the night lies in a dark haze for me...

The next day I got up and wanted to bake before work, and I couldn't find my stash. I started to sweat, worrying that I lost it or it had been stolen when it violently dawned on me. We smoked it.

ALL OF IT.

I called up Sunny and we pieced together what happened the night before. You can find a recap of it here. I had to track down what kind of weed this was, it was an all-too-different high. Sunny finally got to the guy, and you'll never guess what he told us.

"Yeah man, I think it's called Thor's... something. I don't know man I don't really listen"

"Thor's something"

"Thor's"

IT WAS THOR'S MOTHERFUCKING HAMMER. This is one of the Stoner Achievements! And we happened upon it by accident! It definitely lived up to it's reputation of leaving you somewhere the next day, not knowing what happened the night before. So... about 300 dollars, 12 hours, and lots of glitter and makeup, and we experienced Thor's Hammer.

The experience was so good, we decided to create a new achievement "Strippers Everywhere!" Urging all you stoners to go to a strip joint high. You never know what might happen.

Of course I would love a dance,

Jason