In order to hold you over till then, I present to you, the first 40 out of 420 achievements!
- EZ-Baked: Make cookies or brownies containing marijuana
- Flying Ninja: Smoke outside at night
- Nug Ninja: Get blazed atop any restricted building
- Day Walker: Smoke outside, in public, in broad daylight
- Smooth Criminal: Smoke with a cop in the general vicinity
- White Collar Crime: Smoke while walking a dog in a suburban neighborhood
- Fruit Roll-up: Buy every flavor of wrap you can find, and roll a joint with each, then smoke
- Voice of Reason: Smoke out a straight edge person
- *Doctor's Order: Get a medical marijuana license
- Pearls Before Swine: Conduct a sale or purchase of marijuana while a police officer is nearby
- **Determined: Complete a tolerance break of at least two weeks
- ** Perseverance: Complete a tolerance break of a month or more
- By The Gods...: Smoke some Thor's Hammer
- Rehab: Successfully take three shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing
- ***Phew...: Get searched by a cop with at least an ounce on you, and don't get busted
- ****Woodstock: Smoke freely at a music festival
- Rights Holder: While carrying more than an ounce, be stopped by a cop, and walk away freely
- El Dorado: Smoke a bowl of Alcapulco Gold
- Fire-Pit: Save the roaches from ten dank joints, and roll it all into one huge joint, sprinkled with hash.
- SRS Business: Print off a life-size poster of the achievements, and mark off each one as you go along
- One Ring To Rule Them All: Blow a perfect smoke ring
- Prometheus: Lend a lighter to a friend in need
- Tarzan: Smoke a joint while sitting in a tree
- Friends With Benefits: Smoke with at least six people you know at the same time
- Undercover Brother: Go to work stoned
- Arctic Fires: Smoke Northern Lights
- Visiting the Grandparents: Smoke Grand Daddy Purp
- Jacking Off: Smoke Jack Herer and Purple Haze in a blunt
- ^Fruit of the Loom: Smoke any strain of: blueberry, mango, strawberry, and pineapple in a hookah at the same time
- Unleash the Beast: Drink a Green Dragon
- It's Not A Microphone: Get busted by your friends for holding the joint and talking
- Underage B&: Toke up as a minor
- Passing The Knowledge: Go to class stoned
- Shotgun Wedding: Smoke out a weed virgin using only second-hand smoke
- The Bad Choice: Smoke right before a BBQ
- One Million Miles High: Get super baked and have sex
- Party Foul: Spill the bong water
- Green Gills: Drink the bong water
- The Chiba Chef: Cook an entire Thanksgiving dinner (or something similar) while smoking
- The Rick Moranis: Watch Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Space Balls, and Ghostbusters all in one sitting, adding a joint or two to each movie.
*We're going to have to find a substitute for this, as we both already have licenses.
**Determined/Perseverance are going to be our last goals on this board (save for a few special ones) in order to give us time to prepare our next segment, and make sure we NEVER STOP GETTING HIGH.
***This is most likely going to stay uncrossed forever, as we don't seek out conflicts with the police. However, we're including it for the future possibility that it may happen before the list is complete. Who knows?
****Sunny and I are attending Kanrocksas in August, so this is going to have to stay on the board for a bit (all alone, poor thing!), but we won't forget about it!
^We also plan on flavoring our own weed, and teaching you how to do it too! So this means it could just be reg, or mids, but it will definitely have some flavor!
As you can see, this list is pretty formidable and intimidating, and this is only the first forty. I hope you join us for the ride, and keep sending the good vibes this way.
Much love from my git-tar,
Jason
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