BULLDOZER EFFECT

Time of the Bulldozer

Jason and I met up on 420 to pull this awesome prank-- without trying to get caught-- and here's the story! 

 J and I went on a route and ended up at this new area of houses being built. We found it kinda clever and risky to just hop on the bulldozer and maybe take it for spin and see what it had to offer. We also decided to opt with posing in front of it for funsies.

As we passed the bulldozer, we decided to turn around and come back to park the car. However, upon doing this we saw a huge sign telling us to stay the fuck out or we'd be shot.

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Reasons Why I Shouldn't Steal Bulldozers and Drive Them Around:

#1- high as fuck

#2- Paranoid as fuck

#3-I haven't had a cigarette, time to calm down

#4- just really,really, really super lazy. (But srsly though, what if some cop decided to randomly drive by and be like oh shit you are goin' to jail for all this weed? Stoner achievement, I guess!)

It was actually my idea to do it to begin with, but sometimes i have really weird ideas when I'm stoned, and then rethink it to the point where I think I'm too lazy to even do it. But nonetheless, WE TOTALLY FUCKING DID IT.

J did all the tech shit, I'm sure he'll write about what he had to do to get it done, but it was fun! I was a stoned construction worker for a day. Not too shabby!

hugsnshit

sunny