Aaaand, we're back! After a nice stressful break of work and family, I'm back for a nice story and update for all you high readers! First, the story of last night (aka High Easter), then an update on the Stoner Achievements, and finally a preview on our upcoming endeavors, because we're just that fucking excited.
Yesterday was Easter. This isn't a very important holiday for Sunny and I, as we aren't particularly religious, however, it is for our families. A couple of times a year, my mom likes to pretend she's Christian, so she invited me over for dinner. Porkchops, cake, and a plate of rice pilaf later, I'm headed to see Sunny. This is when shit starts to get fun.
We meet up, and go for a blunt route before we actually plan anything. Two joints blaze by, and we have some festivities of our own. We leave Sunny's house to come back to where I live to see my friends. Without disclosing locations, Sunny and I currently live about a 45 minute drive apart. Halfway back, and halfway through another joint, my friends cancel. NO BIG DEAL right? We're already fucking stoned.
Coming back up north, we saw a HUGE golden statue atop a building neither of us recognized. Sunny fucking hates it when I talk about architecture because I get really into it, but somehow she agreed to go check it out with me. Turns out, it was a giant fucking Mormon church. HOLY SHIT WAT. It was still under construction, so we walked around, took pictures, and bailed. Though Sunny decided to opt out, I chose this as the location for an upcoming achievement (more on this later).
Goddamn that sign is tempting
We still had nothing to do, so we decided to take a long-ass walk around a park smoking in public (to warm up to some achievements to come). It had been a while since I smoked in the outdoors, so now was a good a time as any.
We walked around until it got dark. There was plenty to do. Intimidate geese, scare away fish from the fishers, play on the gym, swing, climb shit. Good times were had by all. We blazed another bowl or two, and I decided I was fucking starving (I tend to be a munchie fiend). Sunny agreed to buy me Taco Bell for all the gas I was using. Taco Bell, being a high-man's paradise seemed like a perfect form of payment. We went through the drive-thru, and I used my AMAZING stoner logic to persuade them to get me a free Carmel Apple Empanada. Fuck. Yes.
After dark, we headed to Wal-Mart, as we were in dire need to start our Stoner Achievements List. Breaking out the paper, markers, and posterboard, we have officially started creating the first board full of achievements. It's about halfway done, and we plan to finish it tomorrow, for all of the glory for you guys. Coming soon, we will have pictures of the first board, our first achievements, and a comprehensive list of the first achievements to be tackled.
And last but not least, a quick teaser of our next piece of original content. We will be making cannabutter either tonight or tomorrow, for our first achievement EZ-BAKED. We will be making delicious brownies from scratch, and will be higher than fucking ever. Get excited.
Thanks for listening to Stoner National News, this has been your anchor,
Jason
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