The List Is Here!

Hi all! Here is the official list of Stoner Achievements to be completed in the near future. These are the current challenges, and ones that have been completed will be struck out. We will update this list slowly as we go along. So without further ado, the Stoner Achievement List! (The pictures of it so far can be found in other posts, and you can find a specific post about an achievement by searching the name of it in the tags).

EZ-Baked: Make cookies or brownies containing marijuana

Flying Ninja: Smoke outside at night

Nug Ninja: Get blazed atop any restricted building

Day Walker: Smoke outside, in public, in broad daylight

Smooth Criminal: Smoke with a cop in the general vicinity

White Collar Crime: Smoke while walking a dog in a suburban neighborhood

Fruit Roll-up: Buy every flavor of wrap you can find, and roll a joint with each, then smoke

Voice of Reason: Smoke out a straight edge person

*Doctor's Order: Get a medical marijuana license

Pearls Before Swine: Conduct a sale or purchase of marijuana while a police officer is nearby

**Determined: Complete a tolerance break of at least two weeks

** Perseverance: Complete a tolerance break of a month or more

By The Gods...: Smoke some Thor's Hammer

Rehab: Successfully take three shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing

***Phew...: Get searched by a cop with at least an ounce on you, and don't get busted

****Woodstock: Smoke freely at a music festival

Rights Holder: While carrying more than an ounce, be stopped by a cop, and walk away freely

El Dorado: Smoke a bowl of Alcapulco Gold

Fire-Pit: Save the roaches from ten dank joints, and roll it all into one huge joint, sprinkled with hash.

SRS Business: Print off a life-size poster of the achievements, and mark off each one as you go along

One Ring To Rule Them All: Blow a perfect smoke ring

Prometheus: Lend a lighter to a friend in need

Tarzan: Smoke a joint while sitting in a tree

Friends With Benefits: Smoke with at least six people you know at the same time

Undercover Brother: Go to work stoned

Arctic Fires: Smoke Northern Lights

Visiting the Grandparents: Smoke Grand Daddy Purp

Jacking Off: Smoke Jack Herer and Purple Haze in a blunt

^Fruit of the Loom: Smoke any strain of: blueberry, mango, strawberry, and pineapple in a hookah at the same time

Unleash the Beast: Drink a Green Dragon

It's Not A Microphone: Get busted by your friends for holding the joint and talking

Underage B&: Toke up as a minor

Passing The Knowledge: Go to class stoned

Shotgun Wedding: Smoke out a weed virgin using only second-hand smoke

The Bad Choice: Smoke right before a BBQ

One Million Miles High: Get super baked and have sex

Party Foul: Spill the bong water

Green Gills: Drink the bong water

The Chiba Chef: Cook an entire Thanksgiving dinner (or something similar) while smoking

The Rick Moranis: Watch Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Space Balls, and Ghostbusters all in one sitting, adding a joint or two to each movie.

***FUUUUUUUUUU- : Get your weed apprehended by the police.

Chillin' With Jimi: Smoke Purple Haze while listening to Jimi Hendrix

Finishing Spidey's Work: Smoke Green Goblin

Medicine Man: Sell three or more strains of medical marijuana at once

Doctors Without Borders: Sell weed and move onto additionally providing other substances at the same time

Keep It Tight: Roll a blunt that lasts over twenty minutes

***Dingo Ate My Baby: Police apprehend your piece right after it was named

The Mummy: Smoke a blunt without an outer leaf, use rolling papers instead

Dishonest Doobie: Smoke a joint wrapped in an outer leaf

Rugged Smoker: Take and smoke on a hiking/camping trip

Surf 'n' Turf: Smoke on a beach

I'm On A Boat: Smoke on a yacht

Dodging The Bullet: Smoke in a country where it is the death penalty for possession

Back on the Track: Smoke on the joiner between two train cars while the train is in motion

The Sloth: Wake and bake, and any time you sense you are less stoned, smoke again. You must sit around and watch TV or eat, but you cannot go outside unless it is onto your porch or backyard.

The Joker: You and your friends laugh so hard that you can't take a hit for more than a minute

The Clever Thief: Smoke up with someone you secretly are mad at, and pocket a bowl or two without them noticing

The Camberwell Carrot: Roll a joint utilizing no less than twelve papers

Employee of the Month: Smoke weed while at work

Goldfish Award: Hot box your car until you can't see shit

True Hotboxer: Hot box in a sauna or steam room, just to feel the incredible relief when stepping out

The Terry Shiavo: Smoke an eighth in eight minutes or less

Just Like Old Times: Smoke with someone eighty or older

MacGyver: Create a smoking device using only household materials

*We're going to have to find a substitute for this, as we both already have licenses.

**Determined/Perseverance are going to be our last goals on this board (save for a few special ones) in order to give us time to prepare our next segment, and make sure we NEVER STOP GETTING HIGH.

***This is most likely going to stay uncrossed forever, as we don't seek out conflicts with the police. However, we're including it for the future possibility that it may happen before the list is complete. Who knows?

****Sunny and I are attending Kanrocksas in August, so this is going to have to stay on the board for a bit (all alone, poor thing!), but we won't forget about it!

^We also plan on flavoring our own weed, and teaching you how to do it too! So this means it could just be reg, or mids, but it will definitely have some flavor!

Challenges Completed so far: 5 / 420

Challenges Posted on Board: 65 / 420

Net Progress to Completion: 1.2%